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I graduated from Duke University and the University of Pennsylvania Law School, after which I bounced around the usual hodgepodge of dead-end occupations: litigation attorney, entrepreneur, CEO, computer programmer, independent stock trader, and stay-at-home parent (which was by far the most challenging and most rewarding). These days, I spend my time sitting around and making things up. In my spare time, I crack jokes.

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